My brother came into my room like this and said “I’m making some changes in my life”
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Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.
You level up when you can do it with long sleeves
I was the only girl on an all-boys varsity soccer team. I had to change on the bus during away games because I didn’t have a locker room at other schools. I was not uncomfortable with that, actually. I did what I had to.
But one day I noticed that like three guys who were seniors were just staring at me as I did this and I must have shot them a dirty look because one of them (who is actually a family friend) was like “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to stare, but we’re still trying to figure out how the hell girls do that” and I just felt bad. They just want to get their girlfriend’s bra off without losing an eye and we can remove the whole thing like fucking wizards
i told my mom about this post and she went ‘wait, you can do it with long sleeves? um, i’ll be right back’
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OKAY SO I’M IN MY ROOM DOING HOMEWORK AND I LOOK OVER AND I SEE THIS
ALL OF A SUDDEN THERES A HUGE THING COVERED IN A PINK BLANKET IN MY ROOM
SO I YELL FOR MY YOUNGER BROTHER TO COME HERE CAUSE IM SCARED AND WE LIFT UP THE BLANKET AND I FIND THIS
AND MY BROTHER STARTS SCREAMING CAUSE HE WANTED A GAMING CHAIR FOR CHRISTMAS
MY MOM LITERALLY HID MY BROTHER’S GIANT ASS PRESENT IN MY ROOM WITHOUT ASKING AND EXPECTED ME NOT TO NOTICE
you got scared of a pink blanket
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